My youngest son I currently obsessed with my boobies. He is very cuddly which is lovely but more often than not, a little hand will go for a wander down my top. Harmless really I know but I have had to tell him a few times that it isn’t really the done thing.

Today we all went swimming and got changed in a family changing room. L was foraging through the bag of stuff and discovered my bra. After swinging it around his head, he shouted that he had found mummy’s boobies. I pointed out to him that my boobies were actually part of me and that I couldn’t take them off. He sat and though about it for a minute and said with a big smile; “Ah I know they are your boobie covers!”