Wot so funnee

My six-year-old son and I had a bizarre conversation yesterday morning:
L: “Sasha shouldn’t have gone to Barbara’s at the weekend!”
Me:”What?”
L: “Sasha shouldn’t have gone to Barbara’s!” (irritated)
Me:”Who’s Barbara?”
L:(really irritated) YOU know the barberas where you get your haircut!”
Me:”Oh I see the barbers.”
L:”That’s what I said! You don’t listen do you!”. (hands on hips)
Me:” So why shouldn’t she have gone to the barbers?”
L: “Because she looks like a Tongan!”
Me: “A Tongan???”
L: “Oh my god, do I have to explain everything to you? A Tongan is someone who comes from Tonga of course! Don’t you know anything?”

Evidently not!

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