Maybe daddy can do it?

October 22, 2013 in Life

Daddy generally makes a good scapegoat in this house, mainly because he isn’t here as much as me and also he doesn’t mind.  If something needs doing I am quite happy to nominate daddy, if something goes missing it has been done wrong I blame daddy and if I don’t want to have to make a decision about something I say that we will ask daddy when he gets home.

This week I realised that maybe I need to stop relying on daddy for everything.
We bought a bearded dragon last week for the boys which has caused much excitement as they have been wanting a pet for years.
The lady in the pet shop is fairly convinced that our beardie is a girl but we won’t know for definite until it is a bit older.  So R asked if she would have babies. No I said and left it at that.
R went of to consult the oracle that is Google on the matter and was quite excited to did that bearded dragons can have quite a lot of babies and so he kept on about wanting babies.
I explained that Toby (L insisted on this name even though he is probably a she) was on her own and that she couldn’t have a baby without the help of a male.
“That’s okay!” says Ryan, “Daddy is a male, he can do it!!”
Erm no.  Not this time.

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Nikki Thomas

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  • Notmyyearoff October 22, 2013 at 5:37 am

    Haha good old Daddy. Then you can have a whole clan of little beardies everywhere, right? 😉

  • SarahMummy October 22, 2013 at 7:19 am

    Brilliant! Good to know Daddy can’t help with everything!

  • Kate Gunn October 22, 2013 at 7:23 am

    Too funny.Lets just hope he doesn’t google why not…

  • Emma October 22, 2013 at 11:03 am

    Ha ha, that’s brilliant!!! xx

  • Kim Carberry October 22, 2013 at 2:46 pm

    hahaha! So funny….lol

  • Sara Murray October 22, 2013 at 5:52 pm

    Ha, brilliant – but daddys can do ANYTHING…!? Surely 🙂

  • Ruth October 22, 2013 at 6:13 pm

    haha, this is hilarious! Daddy’s are amazing, but not sure they can do that 🙂

  • Mummy Glitzer October 23, 2013 at 12:45 am

    Hilarious!!!

  • Wicked World of Lucas October 23, 2013 at 7:50 am

    Oh that is so funny – didn’t even see where that was going…….. Had a right chuckle to myself fover this one 🙂 #funee

  • Tarana Khan October 23, 2013 at 11:09 am

    This so hilarious! Sometimes, kids can come up with real good ones, probably because they do it so innocently! #WotSoFunee

  • Louise Fairweather October 23, 2013 at 8:24 pm

    😀 Daddy is often a scapegoat in our house too!

  • Actually Mummy... October 23, 2013 at 9:30 pm

    Eeeek! I wish I’d seen Daddy trying to explain that one!

  • Would Like To Be a Yummy Mummy October 24, 2013 at 12:46 pm

    Hee hee the things they come out with x

  • The Beesley Buzz October 26, 2013 at 7:47 pm

    that is so funny. love it! xxx

  • JallieDaddy October 31, 2013 at 8:04 am

    Hilarious! I’ve been asked to do some crazy things by my kids, but I haven’t had that 1 yet!

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