What does wee taste like?

September 23, 2014 in Family Life, Parenting

Being a parent of boys, there is a frequent chance that I will have to clear up puddles of wee from time to time.  They are all pretty good (big and small!) but sometimes having to aim, particularly first thing in the morning when they are really tired, it all becomes a bit of a struggle and well, yes it is usually me who ends up stepping on the wet patch.

One morning last week, we were having the usual manic morning and I was rushing around trying to get everyone out of the house on time.  A came down to breakfast and said; “Mummy there was something wet on the floor near the toilet and it tasted funny.”

I stopped and looked at her.  She carried on eating her breakfast. Should I tell her that she had probably just tasted someone’s urine?  What possessed her to taste it anyway?

In the end, I waited until after she had eaten and gently explained that it was probably wee and that it wasn’t the best idea to taste things off the bathroom floor.  She wasn’t bothered in the slightest.

I shouldn’t have worried though as if you Google the medicinal properties of urine (and yes I did do that), it turns out that it is a bit of a wonder medicine, so maybe she knows something I don’t?

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  • Donna @ Little Lilypad Co September 23, 2014 at 8:23 am

    Ha ha! Love this! I shudder at the memory of seeing “melted chocolate” on the sofa and wiping it with my finger. Thank god I smelt it!! Needless to say, it was NOT chocolate!
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  • Kim Carberry September 23, 2014 at 8:57 am

    hahahah!! Ohhh dear! lol
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  • jenny September 23, 2014 at 2:07 pm

    Love it that just made me spit out my coffee. Too funny. Maybe our kids do know best. hahaha Thanks for hosting hun.
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  • Sarah MumofThree World September 24, 2014 at 7:57 am

    This is one of the funniest things I’ve heard in a long time! Love that she wasn’t even bothered that she’d tasted wee!
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  • Honest Mum September 24, 2014 at 7:24 pm

    Ha wowsa, yep read somewhere it has medicinal properties, not sure I want to test it out! Gorgeous photo!
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  • Morgan Prince September 26, 2014 at 12:28 pm

    Oh gosh! Well at least she wasn’t bothered by it. My youngest is forever picking things up and trying to taste them, or at least asking what it will taste like.
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